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Birthday Buffs!

birthdays can be tough in quarantine, but NOT when you have amazing friends like this! s/o to my girl Taylor for the BEST surprise!! πŸ€―πŸ˜‡ I could not (and still can’t tbh!) believe that someone knows me like that + would do something so sweet!πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ» this means so much more to me than i can even say ❀️❀️❀️

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Favorite Amazing Race Teams:

🀠 The Cowboys – Jet + Cord 🀠
  • The Cowboys – humble AF, cuties, w/ an adorable backstory to show how close their relationship is consisting of one of them getting kicked in the head by a bull + the other stayed in the hospital the entire time w/ him ❀️ – they’re also hilarious, underestimated AF (esp. their 1st season). i’m even guilty of underestimating them when they returned for All Stars + then they won the very first leg (including that season’s prized Express Pass)!!! 😍 while their downfall is 100% navigation-related, their reputation stands that once they get to a challenge, consider it DONE. they figure their sh*t out. you absolutely love to see it. (i will never get tired of seeing them play – here’s to hoping they get brought back AGAIN🀞🏻) πŸ₯‡
  • The Afghanimals (Leo + Jamal) – they play TAR like Survivor (Boston Rob-style, sneaky, manipulative, etc.), yet remain incredibly likable because of the pure joy they experience along the way. these two genuinely really enjoy themselves during every part of the race experience, it’s just nonstop joking around + laughing – also USC represent ! (update: JK H8 THEM NOW for U-turning the Cowboys. An unforgivable sin in my eyes. F*** U!!!) πŸ˜€πŸ’” (jk…but also not….πŸ˜¬πŸ˜…)
  • Rob + Amber – obviously. (so obvious i didn’t bother moving them to the top of the list πŸ˜‚ ), it’s wild how good they are at absolutely f***ing everything (!) – also, the second time they played, i really loved seeing Amber partake in some of Rob’s tactics + be a little shady toward a team w/ a damn good coverup for later on when confronted #impressive – i also liked seeing her call him out a little bit toward the beginning. they really are such a complementary pair + power couple goals AF. πŸ’ͺπŸ»πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨
  • The Globetrotters (Big Easy + Flight Time) – (Professional Basketball Players for the Harlem Globetrotters) these guys are so funny to watch + like the Afghanimals, are always enjoying every second of the race + completely unafraid to laugh at themselves – esp. when Big Easy’s physical size makes certain challenges extra difficult for them. they also give back – by generally keeping the mood light + being super friendly w/ all fellow teams, but even give back to the world too – one of my favorite moments of theirs on All Stars is when Big Easy is struggling to finish sewing a shirt + Flight Time decides to entertain the Sri Lankan clothing workers all around them w/ basketball tricks, bc he’s just sweet like that. πŸ€
  • Mark + Bopper – OK, not gonna lie…at first was like WTF CBS casting… thought these two were just real weirdos, really out there… lol, but then you get to know them along the way + i got SO emotional over these two! πŸ₯Ί these best friends from Kentucky really, really need the $ for their families, esp. Bopper whose young daughter has health issues. (he even shaves his head to get a Fast Forward pass in their first season!). these two are some of the funniest + nicest guys around + again are a team truly enjoying themselves along the way + express such raw gratitude for the experience, explaining that they would never have been able to see the world like this any other way ––a gift + a true once-in-a-lifetime experience for 2 of the most beautiful, kind, deserving souls. love, love, love. ❀️πŸ₯°
  • Dave + Connor – a father/son team who both previously had cancer AND the last time they were on the race was cut short due to Dave pulling his Achilles tendon. Their second time around in All Stars was so adorable – it’s clear to see how strong of a team they make + how much they really love each other. Dave even reminisces seeing Connor receiving chemotherapy just a few years prior + not knowing if he would make it + here they are getting to see the world together. They’ve truly come full circle. Survivors AF. πŸ†(also Connor looks so much like one of my ex boyfriends, it’s REALLY FREAKY lolol but they’re both sweetie pies πŸ₯§ so if anything it worked in his favor + just made me root for him a little more*, if even possible… πŸ˜‚)
  • Tyler + Laura – ok, i just finished season 26, where the theme was real-life couples vs. blind-date couples, which i thought was a really interesting theme, especially seeing the results of the top 3 teams consisting of 100% blind-date couples! 😳 anyway, Tyler + Laura were the strongest, most consistent team throughout the race for sure – they were completely unstoppable, nothing could get in their way. they learned how to deal w/ one another remaining friendly, encouraging + maintaining positive attitudes even during distress (like when they misplaced their fanny pack! other teams would’ve lost their mf minds, but Tyler + Laura were cool as cucumbers and still managed to place near the top of that leg!) they really balance each other out + work together extremely well, while having fun along the way. they are totally #GOALS 😍 (hope they became a real couple after the race… will have to google later) ❣️
  • **side note: season 27, episode 3 of the Amazing Race uses the same song/music from Survivor season 3 (Africa) – air dates ~14 years apart ❕
Becca + Floyd AKA Team Fun πŸ₯³
  • TEAM FUN – i don’t even know what to say about them!! best vibes ever. they’re hilarious + love watching them genuinely enjoy every min. of the race. dream team. πŸ€—
  • Colin + Christie – wow… the first time they played, wasn’t a fan, but seeing them play again 15 years later, it’s incredibly clear just how much they’ve grown together in that time 😍 just like Colin says – that they came back “with wisdom on their side” (vs. youth) – they really made me feel a lot more positive about getting older b/c they are incredibly fit, their minds are sharp, they’re able to have fun + be playful/goofy, and in addition, can manage their emotions + stay calm, cool & collected + make logical decisions under pressure (what the race is all about!). they are absolute couple goals b/c they worked so well together, always maintained kindness toward the other, + most importantly, each held their own – for example, Colin’s strength was great in some of the super physical challenges + his consistent reminders to stay positive/present improved overall team morale, while Christie’s strength seemed to lie more in the ability to really focus in on the main priorities each leg + her laser attention to detail is what really pulled out the win for them in the end during the final drum set challenge. (& had she not noticed they needed to grab a basket + the fish while in the round boats challenge, they would’ve lost time + possibly been out of the race in an earlier leg). they’re inspiring AF! anything is possible!!! 🌎✨
Green Team!
  • The Green Team πŸ’š – absolutely love Justin for pretty similar reasons as Team Fun – he definitely seems like a child at heart (and i mean that in the best way!) w/ his big smile + fun-loving spirit! πŸ€ΈπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ At the same time, what I really love most about Justin is his passion for the Amazing Race. He was a Superfan before coming on the show (like The Amazing Race’s “Cochran”) + was crying when he made a mistake that almost lost him the race in the very first leg. Fortunately, he survived that round + went on to do extremely well, putting his knowledge of the game to use. I believe he would’ve gone on to win too, however, he makes an absolutely FATAL mistake in the final leg to the finish line when he doesn’t keep his taxi + therefore, comes in 2nd. One of the saddest (albeit most preventable😬) losses in all seasons of the show. 😭 love ya Green Team! xo πŸ’š

Worst/Least Favorite Players:

#:Player:
1 Wendy – annoying af, don’t think she understood the game, 100% socially unaware
2 Shi-Ann – so conceited, not smart, socially unaware, rude, too emotionally reactive
3Courtney – not good at anything, whiny, annoying af
4Michelle – rides coattails, no strategy
5Dean – a dumb idiot. period.
6Dan Spilo – kicked off show for sexual harassment 🀬
7Aubrey – whiny crybaby, sucks at challenges, not as smart/sneaky as she thinks
8Colton – this one should be v obvious
9Francesca – the 1st boot, not once, but 2X – LOL
10Naonka – don’t think she ever understood the game, dumb af, obnoxious
11Shamar – he should’ve really just quit when he wanted to πŸ˜‘
12Abi-Maria – don’t understand her gameplay, way too abrasive + rude
13Brandon Hantz – no respect for women or the game, legit think he should be checked out by a psychologist – the kid’s got issues
14Jenna Lewis – full of herself, not v smart, annoying
15Sophie Clark – too self-righteous, came off like a stuck-up brat, crybaby
16Amanda Kimmel – crybaby, delusional
**even though there are #s, these are not in any particular order at the moment 🚨

Survivor Players – Other TV/Music Appearances

  • Jonathan Penner – Arrested Development (S1/E21 – “Not Without My Daughter”) – he plays Detective Fellows. Other television appearances include Grapevine, The Naked Truth, Rude Awakening, Seinfeld (S9/E17 – “The Bookstore”), CSI, CSI: NY, The Tick, Melrose Place, LateLine + The Nanny. He also stars in the movie Let the Devil Wear Black (1999), which he wrote w/ his wife, Stacy Title (she also directed the film). He makes another appearance in the movie Down Periscope (1996) + Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993). Most recently, he wrote the screenplay for the 2017 horror film, The Bye Bye Man (and his wife directed it).
  • Colby Donaldson – Curb Your Enthusiasm (S4E9)
  • Jerri Manthey – Faith Hill’s music video for “Piece Of My Heart” (2009)
Amanda Kimmel in S2E4 of Parenthood

Zodiac Signs

So I’m not like crazy into astrology by any means, but I’m not not into astrology at all + my curiosity got the best of me wondering if there were any trends in both/either the types of people who play Survivor (which I guess technically would really be more ‘types of people cast on Survivor’) and/or types of people who win Survivor.

🌎 Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):

  • grounded, loyal, sensual, patient, practical, good at accumulating wealth + tend to appreciate the finer things in life
  • stubborn, inflexible, materialistic, sometimes lazy

πŸ”₯ Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):

  • passionate, bold, charismatic, creative, charming, confident + can obtain fame/fortune through their well-channeled signature intensity
  • aggressive, selfish, vain, impulsive, quick-tempered + need to be the center of attention

πŸ’¨ Air Signs (Libra, Gemini, Aquarius):

  • sharp as a tack, highly rational, logical, terrific social skills + great communicators
  • fickle, aloof + cold/unemotional

🌊 Water Signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio):

  • sensitive, highly intuitive, deep, emotional, highly imaginative, very loyal + compassionate
  • easily-hurt/take things too personally, moody + highly suspicious

(Source: https://www.allure.com/story/zodiac-signs-elements-fire-earth-air-water)

Commentary/random thoughts I had while looking all this up:

Richard Hatch being an Aries was probably the least surprising to me out of everyone included here.

Parvarti being a Virgo shocked me – would’ve guessed Libra 1000000% – but she is right before the cutoff technically, so IDK how all that works, but my theory is that that because she’s right on the Virgo/Libra cusp, she outwardly displays many more Libra qualities. (You don’t need to be any kind of expert to know Libras are the biggest flirts in the zodiac πŸ‘€πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚)

Tyson = Gemini – didn’t try to guess his before looking it up + I think this is fitting – very witty, extreme sarcasm, hard to read…

Jerry as a Virgo surprised me too – exactly the same as w/ Parv, would’ve also thought Libra 10000% because c’mon. lol.

Sarah Lacina – Libra (I would’ve guessed Aries… aggressive, v “take no sh*t” vibes)

Jeremy – Taurus (had a feeling he was for some reason) + Michelle – Taurus (felt like I saw this one coming a mile away too – maybe because this is my sign πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ) I would’ve bet $$$ on Yau Man being a Taurus too, but now that I think about it, he did give away a car… nvm πŸ˜…

Aras – I was like OK finally a Libra in the mix + also explains him being v cute. k, next.

Terry – Libra – this one I knew!!!! IDK, had a feeling. That charm. The smile. Idk. I knew. πŸ˜‰

End Results/What I Found: basically 🌎 Earth signs + specifically Capricorns DOMINATE.

Player Name:Zodiac Sign:
Boston Rob🌎 Capricorn
AmberπŸ”₯ Leo
RupertπŸ’¨ Aquarius
SandraπŸ”₯ Leo
Coach🌎 Virgo
Adam Klein🌎 Capricorn
Ozzy🌎 Virgo
Cochran🌎 Capricorn
Tony🌎 Virgo
Richard HatchπŸ”₯ Aries
ColbyπŸ”₯ Aries
Parvarti🌎 Virgo
YulπŸ’¨ Aquarius
Ethan🌊 Scorpio
Wendall🌊 Pisces
TysonπŸ’¨ Gemini
Jerry🌎 Virgo
Ben🌎 Capricorn
Sarah LacinaπŸ’¨ Libra
Kim SpradlinπŸ’¨ Aquarius
Michelle🌎 Taurus
TaiπŸ”₯ Aries
DreamzπŸ”₯ Sagittarius
Yau Man🌎 Virgo
Jeremy🌎 Taurus
Danni🌊 Cancer
Earl ColeπŸ”₯ Aries
Tom Westman🌎 Capricorn
Sophie🌊 Cancer
Stephanie LagrossaπŸ”₯ Sagittarius
Denise🌎 Capricorn
Tommy🌊 Scorpio
Nick WilsonπŸ’¨ Gemini
Natalie AndersonπŸ”₯ Aries
ArasπŸ’¨ Libra
TerryπŸ’¨ Libra
JT🌊 Cancer
Tina🌎 Capricorn

Boston Rob

“Momentum is huge in this game – when you have it, you wanna keep it.”

“It’d be nice to have a million dollars and take the girl away too.”

“Amber + I as a team are the best able to adapt to certain situations.”

“I gave 110% every single day.”

“You should never take yourself too seriously.”

OK, let’s start w/ the basics. He can catch fish, start a fire + build a sick shelter. Jeff loves him, he’s 1/2 of the best Survivor couple of all time + a total mf challenge beast. (and not afraid to talk sh*t/even does impressions of other players – hilarious πŸ’―πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ˜‚)

You really see how big his heart is, underneath the conniving goofball exterior, in All Stars (S8) when he gives up his family video bc he decides to make a deal w/ Jeff to give his up so everyone else can have theirs. (can’t remember if this was the very first time this was ever done?!) He does admit it was a little* strategic, but only through genuine tears, adding “my family is the most important thing in the world.”

Again, his real emotions come out when Amber is swapped to the opposing tribe + he wears an A on his shoulder + even promises Lex protection in the game to keep Amber safe. Lex decides to make the deal w/ BR + upholds his end of the bargain, but is ultimately the first person voted out after the merge w/ BR explaining that he promised to protect him “if I could and I can’t.” #savage This type of exchange w/ the opposite team was the first of its kind/at least the first where anything ever came of it (and at least the first ever shown before) + it’s one of many ways BR is a groundbreaking Survivor player – he tries ideas that he thinks of which haven’t been done before – definitely a risk-taker + an example of creative problem-solving at its finest.

Also, one of my favorite moments is when Rob won a reward challenge + chooses Amber to go w/ him, which results in both of them winning brand-new cars + they get to lie down in the back of his new truck together + have snacks/candy + watch a movie. So sweet. 😍πŸ₯°β€οΈ

On top of that, his go-to move in the social aspect of the game we see for the very first time as early as S4 Marquesas when he makes up bs/lies to get other people to fight w/ each other – this creates a rift in their relationship, leaving both parties relying more heavily on Rob as an ally in their games. GENIUS.

Jury Management – ugh, ok, personally, I think the jury members were wayyyy too hard on Rob + it sucked bc there have been other seasons where people adopt similar gameplay + the jury respects the crap out of them, accepts the fact that they were blindsided as “just part of the game” + admit to being outsmarted without holding resentment for that strategy. But spoiler alert – in the end, it doesn’t even matter. πŸ˜‰ (will be adding some S22 – Redemption Island commentary here soon) πŸ‘€πŸ€ 

Want to know more? The Boston Rob Rulebook = essential Survivor reading.

Favorite Survivor Couples

Coach + Jerri – just a flirtationship during Heroes vs. Villains, but I was sooo excited about this pair + really wanted to see them be together! They were cute AF, esp. when Coach is looking for her through the trees + has such a big smile on his face! 🀠 It was also nice to see Jerri happier + receiving the same level of interest she was putting out vs. past bitterness/rejection via Colby. πŸ₯Ί

James + Parvarti – just a fling during Micronesia, but πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Things I Will No Longer Be Doing After Winning the $1 Million:

  • answering phone calls (actually don’t even do this already…)
  • go out grocery shopping (actually also already quit months ago due to Covid)
  • my own makeup (^see previous)
  • my taxes (have done my own myself the past however many years, but math is not my strength + this would certainly complicate things a bit, I IMAGINE… *for now)
  • my job (plz do not show this to my boss until I’m handed the check 😬)
  • living at home – Zillow, here i come! πŸ€‘πŸ‘

& Things I WILL be doing after winning the million $:

(absolutely in no particular order)

  • dogs – lots, lots more dogs 🐢
  • a few tropical island vacations – loosen up these muscles, reduce inflammation, get a nice tan goin’, some vitamin D/serotonin boost πŸ–
  • new iPhone – have had a cracked screen for 1.5 years now after falling down running in the rain, smashing it + being too lazy to ever get it fixed πŸ“±
  • pay off my younger sister’s student loans + parents’ mortgage
  • definitely pay someone to invest some of it for me – i’d have no idea what i’m doing, but i know enough to know you gotta make ur $ work for ya πŸ˜‰πŸ€‘
  • move TF out (obviously) – into my own place – who knows where 😎
  • get my platinum blonde hair back 😍, more tattoos πŸ’―