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Zodiac Signs

So I’m not like crazy into astrology by any means, but I’m not not into astrology at all + my curiosity got the best of me wondering if there were any trends in both/either the types of people who play Survivor (which I guess technically would really be more ‘types of people cast on Survivor’) and/or types of people who win Survivor.

๐ŸŒŽ Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):

  • grounded, loyal, sensual, patient, practical, good at accumulating wealth + tend to appreciate the finer things in life
  • stubborn, inflexible, materialistic, sometimes lazy

๐Ÿ”ฅ Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):

  • passionate, bold, charismatic, creative, charming, confident + can obtain fame/fortune through their well-channeled signature intensity
  • aggressive, selfish, vain, impulsive, quick-tempered + need to be the center of attention

๐Ÿ’จ Air Signs (Libra, Gemini, Aquarius):

  • sharp as a tack, highly rational, logical, terrific social skills + great communicators
  • fickle, aloof + cold/unemotional

๐ŸŒŠ Water Signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio):

  • sensitive, highly intuitive, deep, emotional, highly imaginative, very loyal + compassionate
  • easily-hurt/take things too personally, moody + highly suspicious

(Source: https://www.allure.com/story/zodiac-signs-elements-fire-earth-air-water)

Commentary/random thoughts I had while looking all this up:

Richard Hatch being an Aries was probably the least surprising to me out of everyone included here.

Parvarti being a Virgo shocked me โ€“ would’ve guessed Libra 1000000% โ€“ but she is right before the cutoff technically, so IDK how all that works, but my theory is that that because she’s right on the Virgo/Libra cusp, she outwardly displays many more Libra qualities. (You don’t need to be any kind of expert to know Libras are the biggest flirts in the zodiac ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚)

Tyson = Gemini โ€“ didn’t try to guess his before looking it up + I think this is fitting โ€“ very witty, extreme sarcasm, hard to read…

Jerry as a Virgo surprised me too โ€“ exactly the same as w/ Parv, would’ve also thought Libra 10000% because c’mon. lol.

Sarah Lacina โ€“ Libra (I would’ve guessed Aries… aggressive, v “take no sh*t” vibes)

Jeremy โ€“ Taurus (had a feeling he was for some reason) + Michelle โ€“ Taurus (felt like I saw this one coming a mile away too โ€“ maybe because this is my sign ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ) I would’ve bet $$$ on Yau Man being a Taurus too, but now that I think about it, he did give away a car… nvm ๐Ÿ˜…

Aras โ€“ I was like OK finally a Libra in the mix + also explains him being v cute. k, next.

Terry โ€“ Libra โ€“ this one I knew!!!! IDK, had a feeling. That charm. The smile. Idk. I knew. ๐Ÿ˜‰

End Results/What I Found: basically ๐ŸŒŽ Earth signs + specifically Capricorns DOMINATE.

Player Name:Zodiac Sign:
Boston Rob๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn
Amber๐Ÿ”ฅ Leo
Rupert๐Ÿ’จ Aquarius
Sandra๐Ÿ”ฅ Leo
Coach๐ŸŒŽ Virgo
Adam Klein๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn
Ozzy๐ŸŒŽ Virgo
Cochran๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn
Tony๐ŸŒŽ Virgo
Richard Hatch๐Ÿ”ฅ Aries
Colby๐Ÿ”ฅ Aries
Parvarti๐ŸŒŽ Virgo
Yul๐Ÿ’จ Aquarius
Ethan๐ŸŒŠ Scorpio
Wendall๐ŸŒŠ Pisces
Tyson๐Ÿ’จ Gemini
Jerry๐ŸŒŽ Virgo
Ben๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn
Sarah Lacina๐Ÿ’จ Libra
Kim Spradlin๐Ÿ’จ Aquarius
Michelle๐ŸŒŽ Taurus
Tai๐Ÿ”ฅ Aries
Dreamz๐Ÿ”ฅ Sagittarius
Yau Man๐ŸŒŽ Virgo
Jeremy๐ŸŒŽ Taurus
Danni๐ŸŒŠ Cancer
Earl Cole๐Ÿ”ฅ Aries
Tom Westman๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn
Sophie๐ŸŒŠ Cancer
Stephanie Lagrossa๐Ÿ”ฅ Sagittarius
Denise๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn
Tommy๐ŸŒŠ Scorpio
Nick Wilson๐Ÿ’จ Gemini
Natalie Anderson๐Ÿ”ฅ Aries
Aras๐Ÿ’จ Libra
Terry๐Ÿ’จ Libra
JT๐ŸŒŠ Cancer
Tina๐ŸŒŽ Capricorn

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Favorite Survivor Couples

Coach + Jerri โ€“ just a flirtationship during Heroes vs. Villains, but I was sooo excited about this pair + really wanted to see them be together! They were cute AF, esp. when Coach is looking for her through the trees + has such a big smile on his face! ๐Ÿค  It was also nice to see Jerri happier + receiving the same level of interest she was putting out vs. past bitterness/rejection via Colby. ๐Ÿฅบ

James + Parvarti โ€“ just a fling during Micronesia, but ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Most Attractive Players:

Colby = absolute perfection in my opinion โ€“ the whole mf package. Okay, first things first – this man is GORGEOUS. The dirty blonde hair. The chiseled face w/ the perfect amount of scruff. (don’t even talk to me about his cleaned up finalรฉ look – we’re gonna ignore that… forever). The cowboy hat. The muscles. His entire body is immaculately toned. The pearly white teeth. HOW ARE HIS TEETH SO PERFECT?! But this is not just looks-based, ok – I’m not that shallow!

Colby is the OG Challenge Beast, who completely dominated Season 2 – Australian Outback. And he was a #humbleAF Challenge Beast, at that! (which the show really needs more of at this point…) So ok, in Heroes vs. Villains, he gets dog walked by Coach to the mat + it was not his proudest moment maybe, but how did he handle it? Colby didn’t start some spiteful revenge scheme against Coach, he didn’t whine + cry like a baby – he reflected on it in an emotionally healthy manner, acknowledging that he is much older than when he first played + he moved TF on b/c the game (and life) goes on! He never gives up.

“I may be a lot of things, but I ain’t no Hershey bar.”

Colby is intelligent, charming, funny, kind, responsible, honest, respectful, consistent, sure of himself and family-oriented w/ strong values + a big heart. How many seasons have people talked about INTEGRITY + how many people have actually proven to live that way inside + outside of the game? IDK, but Colby is 1. Colby listens to his internal compass of what is right + what is wrong + 10/10 times chooses the path that’s right (even if it costs him $1 million โ€“ C’MON PPL). Colby is chill as hell (ex: when on a reward outing, continues to eat popcorn + watch the movie that’s on, while the 2 girls in the room w/ him are literally fighting each other + screaming about a clue in the game โ€“ #unbothered). He’s also extremely focused, to the point of not letting any temptations, whether they be Jerri or Sugar, interfere w/ his game. ๐Ÿ˜‚

“I don’t know how to quit โ€“ it’s just not in me.” ๐Ÿ˜

Find me another man who has/is all of the above.^ I’ll wait… ๐Ÿ‘€

No seriously, why are you still reading this???? Go + find one for me, for real โ€“ i’m single af during a pandemic. k thx!