Jonathan Penner in Arrested Development + Seinfeld
Jonathan Penner – Arrested Development (S1/E21 – “Not Without My Daughter”) – he plays Detective Fellows. Other television appearances include Grapevine, The Naked Truth, Rude Awakening, Seinfeld (S9/E17 – “The Bookstore”), CSI, CSI: NY, The Tick, Melrose Place, LateLine + The Nanny. He also stars in the movie Let the Devil Wear Black (1999), which he wrote w/ his wife, Stacy Title (she also directed the film). He makes another appearance in the movie Down Periscope (1996) + Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993). Most recently, he wrote the screenplay for the 2017 horror film, The Bye Bye Man (and his wife directed it).
Colby in CYE 😂💀
Colby Donaldson – Curb Your Enthusiasm (S4E9)
hard to get any good stills b/c of the video quality but there’s our girl, Jerri 👀🙌🏻
Jerri Manthey – Faith Hill’s music video for “Piece Of My Heart” (2009)
So I’m not like crazy into astrology by any means, but I’m not not into astrology at all + my curiosity got the best of me wondering if there were any trends in both/either the types of people whoplay Survivor (which I guess technically would really be more ‘types of people cast on Survivor’) and/or types of people who win Survivor.
🌎 Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):
grounded, loyal, sensual, patient, practical, good at accumulating wealth + tend to appreciate the finer things in life
stubborn, inflexible, materialistic, sometimes lazy
🔥 Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):
passionate, bold, charismatic, creative, charming, confident + can obtain fame/fortune through their well-channeled signature intensity
aggressive, selfish, vain, impulsive, quick-tempered + need to be the center of attention
💨 Air Signs (Libra, Gemini, Aquarius):
sharp as a tack, highly rational, logical, terrific social skills + great communicators
Commentary/random thoughts I had while looking all this up:
Richard Hatch being an Aries was probably the least surprising to me out of everyone included here.
Parvarti being a Virgo shocked me – would’ve guessed Libra 1000000% – but she is right before the cutoff technically, so IDK how all that works, but my theory is that that because she’s right on the Virgo/Libra cusp, she outwardly displays many more Libra qualities. (You don’t need to be any kind of expert to know Libras are the biggest flirts in the zodiac 👀😬😂)
Tyson = Gemini – didn’t try to guess his before looking it up + I think this is fitting – very witty, extreme sarcasm, hard to read…
Jerry as a Virgo surprised me too – exactly the same as w/ Parv, would’ve also thought Libra 10000% because c’mon. lol.
Sarah Lacina – Libra (I would’ve guessed Aries… aggressive, v “take no sh*t” vibes)
Jeremy – Taurus (had a feeling he was for some reason) + Michelle – Taurus (felt like I saw this one coming a mile away too – maybe because this is my sign 👯♀️) I would’ve bet $$$ on Yau Man being a Taurus too, but now that I think about it, he did give away a car… nvm 😅
Aras – I was like OK finally a Libra in the mix + also explains him being v cute. k, next.
Terry – Libra – this one I knew!!!! IDK, had a feeling. That charm. The smile. Idk. I knew. 😉
End Results/What I Found: basically 🌎Earthsigns + specificallyCapricorns DOMINATE.
Colby = absolute perfection in my opinion – the whole mf package. Okay, first things first – this man is GORGEOUS. The dirty blonde hair. The chiseled face w/ the perfect amount of scruff. (don’t even talk to me about his cleaned up finalé look – we’re gonna ignore that… forever). The cowboy hat. The muscles. His entire body is immaculately toned. The pearly white teeth. HOW ARE HIS TEETH SO PERFECT?! But this is not just looks-based, ok – I’m not that shallow!
Colby is the OG Challenge Beast, who completely dominated Season 2 – Australian Outback. And he was a #humbleAF Challenge Beast, at that! (which the show really needs more of at this point…) So ok, in Heroes vs. Villains, he gets dog walked by Coach to the mat + it was not his proudest moment maybe, but how did he handle it? Colby didn’t start some spiteful revenge scheme against Coach, he didn’t whine + cry like a baby – he reflected on it in an emotionally healthy manner, acknowledging that he is much older than when he first played + he moved TF on b/c the game (and life) goes on! He nevergives up.
“I may be a lot of things, but I ain’t no Hershey bar.”
Colby is intelligent, charming, funny, kind, responsible, honest, respectful, consistent, sure of himself and family-oriented w/ strong values + a big heart. How many seasons have people talked about INTEGRITY + how many people have actually proven to live that way inside + outside of the game? IDK, but Colby is 1. Colby listens to his internal compass of what is right + what is wrong + 10/10 times chooses the path that’s right (even if it costs him $1 million – C’MON PPL). Colby is chill as hell (ex: when on a reward outing, continues to eat popcorn + watch the movie that’s on, while the 2 girls in the room w/ him are literally fighting each other + screaming about a clue in the game – #unbothered). He’s also extremely focused, to the point of not letting any temptations, whether they be Jerri or Sugar, interfere w/ his game. 😂
“I don’t know how to quit – it’s just not in me.” 😍
Find me another man who has/is all of the above.^ I’ll wait… 👀
No seriously, why are you still reading this???? Go + find one for me, for real – i’m single af during a pandemic. k thx!
Courtney C: The Next Sole Survivor 